Crimes of FashionAh! Spring! The weather is getting warmer, flowers are blooming, the sun is shining ... and wardrobes are changing from heavy cold-weather wear to lighter summer clothes, including footwear ...
There are truly some females that should be prohibited from wearing sandals. Seriously, ladies. Be real. If you wear a size 12 shoe and your heels bulge over the sides, and the top of your foot poofs up through the straps, you should not be wearing sandals. If you have toes as long as your fingers, thick yellow calluses, any sort of odor issue, fail to trim the nails and keep polish neat and unchipped, please ... for the love of all that is holy, please stick to enclosed footwear!
I may be a bit of an elitist snob ... I am blessed with tiny, cute feet and can wear the strappy little sandals and look good in them. Damn good, even. I have good hair too. Everything in between ... meh, not so much. But! At least I take care to dress to camouflage the bad parts and play up the good.
Other crimes of fashion: heavier folks wearing clothing that is meant for a slim figure. It looks ridiculous. I hate that as much as a good looking girl wearing trampy clothes. Or an older woman wearing an outfit that is cute on a 16 year old, but just silly when one is 40+ ... A little dignity, please! Is that too much to ask?!?
Today I am having wardrobe malfunctions of my own. This may be an overshare, so read on at your own peril ... but it is one of those things that can happen only to me *sigh*
And you all really wanted to know that, didn't you?
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