Oh ... Really?


Next spring, I will be 40 years old. Damn ... how the hell did I become an old broad already? Not only do I get to "celebrate" this decade milestone ... the Big 4-0 ... officially "Over the Hill" ... I get to start my annual smashing of the boobs. Yes, folks ... that lovely ritual called the mammogram.

I had one done 5 years ago, to set a baseline. So it won't be like a total surprise. But lemme tell ya ... it ain't my first choice in activities. It's not quite as fun as a Pap smear ... a little less undignified. At least you get to keep your pants on. And no one will know that you didn't shave your legs. But holy shit ... you'd think they'd at least warm up the damn thing they smash your boobs with!

I was blessed (cursed?) with smallish boobies. But they did their job, feeding my three babies. As sweater decorations, they were barely adequate, but at this stage of my life, I am just grateful they are still strangers with my belly button. The men folks that I allowed to get intimate with them had no complaints ... more than a mouthful is a waste, they would say. Heh ... right. Whatever.

So now it's time to take care of them, to make sure they stay healthy in their retirement. So they will get their own check-up every year, along with my cervix ... and the rest of my parts and pieces.

Today kicks off the first day of the Second Annual Blogger Boobie-Thon. Go check out the news and happenings, see the boobie pics that have been submitted (Rated PG-13), make a donation!!! There's rumor of full frontal boobie pics for download for donors of $50 or more. Grab a button for your web site to link back. And if your boobies are as old as mine, call your doctor and schedule a mammogram.


Posted by LissaKay on 10/02/03 at 12:39 AM in Neat Stuff
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The full-frontal ones aren't just a rumor. They're real. And they're spectacular. 😉 Thank you SO MUCH for the linkage!
Posted by robyn on 10/02 at 02:51 AM
Hey! I'll be the big 4-0 next spring too! March 17th, to be exact.
Posted by Wendy on 10/09 at 03:58 AM
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